I'm sure that anything Walshy has as his tidbit is totally 100% accurate

I'm from pluto

I once worked at the McDonald's corporate headquarters for 10 hours a day making french fries. Only fries. We would take them out of the fryer and toss them in a garbage can. Sometimes we would take a salt shaker and season the trash fries. They were excellent.

I think burgers should be eaten upside down. The top bun is naturally shaped like a bowl and the pressure of the patty on TOP of the toppings helps keep all the internals in place.