When I was a kid, my mom used to make pork chops and called it "special chicken" so I'd eat them. (MJ pic a shoutout to when he wore #45 for the Sox and Bulls.)

I never learned cursive because my teacher would put only me in the hallway when the lesson was approaching :)

In Space No One Can Hear You Cream (Also the best Halo 3 player in the tourney)

I had over 1 billion neopoints on neopets.com and no l did not cheat to get them I just had no life