It's not a true berry miss unless it gets gif'd and mass laugh reacted on discord. Otherwise it's just sparkling incompetence

I come from a long line of the most prestigious blue raspberry farmers this side of the Mississippi. My family has single estate orchards and fields producing only the highest quality blue raspberries since the Middle Ages. The sheer amount of peasants that have died on our lands give our patented Royal Blue Raspberries a certain terroir that other fiefdoms have literally killed for. Killed for… and killed in return.

Hear ye, hear haw

I'm out my Ramen Noodle. We have nothin' in common, poodle. I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil.

Earliest childhood memory is of a bee sting. :)