"A Well Thought Out Killer Quleen Paper" by Timothy "The Yellow Dart" Lowe:
Since maybe like the middle ages, there have been many differing opinions about hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to stand up and play Killer Queen for several hours.
First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle (e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous "Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. Webster's dictionary defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.
In conclusion, I, "The Yellow Dart," think that I have done a great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I think Strong Bad references should be much more common in today's society.
Perchance.
